I went to the gym with wanna-be-lover a couple of hours ago and surprisingly I had fun. I thought that he would find all opportunities to touch me in the guise of "helping me out" but he didn't. At all. When we were done, he asked me if I wanted to come see his place and I said okay. (WBL moved into his condo a couple of days ago)It's a cute place. We just sit and talk for a while then he starts complaining about his shoulders. He's been doing this for the past couple of days whenever we talk. I tell him, "maybe you need a massage". Ooops...big mistake. He looks at me with those sexy eyes of his (I'm a sucker for sexy eyes)"yeah...i need a massage bad". Now how can I ignore that? "Err...do you have some lotion?" He goes to his room and comes out with some baby oil (how cute is that?)"ooookay...do you have somewhere to lie on? a flat surface?" He smiles like a lost puppy "only the bed". "ooooookaaaaay". We walk on to his room and I swear i can hear the bed saying to me "come any closer and you shall be burnt" But I always finish what I start. He offs his shirt (swallow) "i've never done this before so i don't know if it'll help" "i'll take whatever I can get right now babe". Its a queen sized bed and WBL lays oh so comfortably right smack in the middle of it! I say to myself "oh no you don't! I am not climbing into that bed". So I decide to brace it and give my massage standing by the bed. As I pour some oil on my hands, he looks at me and raises an eyebrow. I also raise an eyebrow "what?". He chuckles and lays his head down. I start my massage. I didn't expect it to be so easy but a couple of rubs here, a couple of caresses there and I have him moaning. He is so into it that I decide to climb on him. At this stage, he's going "right there.....oh yeah......that feels good......hmmm......" and my confidence is hitting the hoof as I'm experimenting with my hands and fingers. I even use my elbows. lol. There's just something about having WBL go "ooooh Bibi that feeels soooo goood" and I know I haveta get out of there or else...
Anyways the only purpose of posting this occurence is so I can be able to say/write that "I give a mean massage". Although I'm not sure it accomplished its purpose though (relaxation). He was definately not relaxed. Hehehe.
About the harlot part, I saw a movie where this guy said "Every woman is a harlot. Just depends on who's harlot you are". Hehehe. True? Or false.
Sunsetting Sugabelly
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errr.... obviously dude ended up more agitated at the end of the massage than relaxed...lol..
lol@ JustDB...reads like she got hot a little not and bothered herself...abi, Bibi?
Yep, i'd have to agree with that quote. U just have to be with the right "John" :D
For one second there, I had to scroll back up to crosscheck we were actually talking messages here..
Sounds like B came good.. So erm.. Does this story continue..? Were the bed's words true? Burnt to the first degree or made it out just scaled..?
Go on... Tell us.. You know you want to.. *wink*
I'm still trying to figure out if Bibi played into his hands or if he got more than he bargained for with your "masseuse" skills.
Have a great weekend!
hmnn me thinks he was rily "relaxed"
except in some nether regions...nehehehehehehehehe
Im 6th!!! Men i need to step up my game..
Lol@ Rocnaija..Ashewo like u..haha
Bibi its a lie oh!! you must come and finish this story....All this climbing on top and elbow massaging definitely led to something and we must hear it.
Who is with me??
Later Luv!! you know your the only chingum in my mouth.lol
F.
Hmm...Bibi, u know I've had this knot in my shoulders for a few weeks...could really do with a massage :P
Woman! Dont leave us hanging like this jare! Come fiinish d story jare. You did claim you always finish what you started o! lol.
(Sighs) All women being harlots? Its not impossible jare! lol
i really do need a massage too like really bad(for real) since you are that good now
OMD....and everywhere I turn there's sth to read that worsens my situation....
looks like its the getting laid season on blogville, i hope we shout praise the lord after 9 months.
You've got mad skills i see..err i think i need to book an appointment. I'm just saying :-)
Obviously that dude was NOT relaxed. Lol. Na wa for that kain massage o Bibi!
lol
Thanks for stopping by mine.
Thank you so much for stopping by my blog and being so encouraging.
I don't think I agree with all women being harlots.
Enjoy your weekend.
Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmm...*crosses legs*. Bibi abeg I no wan dey read this kain tori this early morning bikonu. LOL
So errrm how did the massage session conclude na? :-D
Hahaha.......he was TOO relaxed..
and in the end....had one STRESSOR go up..
Ah ah! You are wicked, sha! And I thought I was a tease! I think u have beat me in that department!
Ag
LOL...This was so enjoyable. I want one of these experiences..If I try it I'll probably get an "Ouch"! or "Ah ah now"!....lol.. poor WBL...but he asked for it..so you climbed on hime..hmmm....lol...
I disagree though not every woman is a harlot..*shaking head violently*
x!
Every woman is a harlot...hmm that guy is kinda true because reality is every married woman or dating lady would love to please her man in the bedroom. You know by exploring their sexuality, I can't really use the name harlot cos it sounds very "dirty",..sucks that the guy wasn't feeling the massage at all. I think you good Bibi.
There is an exception to every rule so i'm going to take it that you don't always finish what you start. I want to know, if all women are harlots, what do we call the men that do them?
JUSTDB- who's fault was that?
REPRESSED ONE- *CLEARS THROAT* I have no idea what you're talking about
ROCNAIJA- no comment
GOOD NAIJA GIRL- I think it was a lil bit of both. hehehe
QUBE THE WORDSMITH- hehehehe
FASHINGAA- hehehehe
SCRIBBLES- knot on ur shoulders ehn? Just ur shoulders?
CONFESSIONS OF A LONDON GAL- A lil suspense is good for the soul. lol
BSNC- sorry, only guys allowed in the biboilicious club
CHARI- Awwww, I feel bad for you. I really do. Lmao
False. Then everyman is a gigolo. It just depends on who's bitch he is. LOL>..this babe you're looking for trouble. Hmm.
BTW, I just gave you an award. See my blog for details.
SPREZATURA- 9 months ke? How about in some yrs?
BLOGORATTI- lol
DOUG- He asked for it.
SIMPLEGAL- Thanks for stopping by
ORIGINAL MGBEKE- I think say u nor wan hear tory?
I've been trying to reply your posts but my fone seems to be mad @ me. Its messing up. But thank y'all for coming thru.
hmmmmmmmm massage ehn? oh he was really relaxed!!!!! lol..... u will soon be his regular masseuse cuz u give a mean massage....hehehe.... dont over tease d poor dude...
hmm i only want to be my husband's harlot
every woman is a harlot?.....oh thats sooo wrong of the guy
kudos girl, now you can add "massage therapist" to your CV *wink wink*
hehehehehe and here i was thinking it wud go from a massage to you-know-what..i shud really stop reading M&Bs mayn..
whoever made that statement about harlots is simply a chauvinist..
Hahahaha...Bibi what did you do to the poor guy?
Meanwhile what's with the harlot thing? You need to put up a post on that.
Lol@ Anya's comment
But I seriously though that for many .
I don't think every woman is a 'harlot' per se...Perhaps another word? But what the person said makes sense though :)
interesting article. I would love to follow you on twitter.
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