April 20, 2009

THE EFFECTS OF ALCHOHOL(Naaaaasty)

I am so grossed out right now. I think I even threw up my lunch in my mouth. *shudders*. Well, I guess I have to explain what brought about my indigestion. Well, on my way from work, I stopped over at my cousin's place and she had a couple of friends around so we all got talking and the topic branched into alchohol. One of the girls said that she never drinks. I don't either but I asked her why. She seemed shy and hesitated initially but after a few "come on's" she agreed to tell us. Apparently her brother was hanging out with a couple of his cousins one day and all of a sudden he decided to go home. Deal was, he was wasted. Completely, totally, uselessly wasted. lol. His cousins asked him to wait so everyone could walk home together but he was adamant and left. As he was walking home in his drunken state, he came aross the 'mad woman' who used to sit by the church. Now, deal with this woman is she sits there without panties and has her legs spread wide open. So people passing by have no choice but to have a look at her folds and vajayjay. So, when this guys friends were done, they started walking back home and on their way, guess what they saw by the church. Their buddy was banging the hell out of the woman! Out. In. The. Streets. Where everyone was watching. Immediately they saw what they saw, the alchohol fled from their bloodstreams and they became sober. Quick quick. lol. They tried pulling their buddy away from her but she gripped him so hard and growled at them. So they had no choice but to leave them be. When they were done, they dragged their friend home and shaved him so he doesn't get lice and all that. They tried to cover his tracks but too many people saw what they saw and by the next morning, the news was all over the neighbourhood (you know how it is in 9ja). His newly wedded wife left him and he had to move away from town. A couple of months later, the woman was walking the streets heavily pregnant. Such a shame don't you agree?
This kinda reminded me of one that happened back in Uniben. When I used to live at the hostel, one of my roomates(Halima) went to a party with one of her friends. Her friend got so wasted that towards the end of the party, she emptied her stomach contents all over herself. Halima had to leave the party to get some clothes for her to wear back home. While she was gone, the rest of the girls at the party left too and the friend was left with about 5 guys in the house. When Halima got back to the house, she was about to get in when she heard some weird noise. She looked through the keyhole and lo and behold, her friend was getting gangbanged/gangraped (I can't classify it) According to Halima, her friend wasn't exactly protesting or participating. She was just giggling drunkenly. Halima didn't go in out of fear that they would attack her too cos they were also drunk (that I don't believe) Her friend left school that same week and we never heard from her again.

By the way, I got tagged by Spiceytee, Gee and Scribbles but I'll do it on my next post so pls bear with my procastinating self. lol

31 comments:

The Nigerian Fetish said...

Finally First on this blog.. Lol but wow, girl.. hmmmn.. that's why I don't even be drinking like that.

The Nigerian Fetish said...

That's crazy. I want to add more input, why would a dude f- this mad woman. Is he crazy?

That's so nasty, now he has added shame to himself and his wife..

OMG......that's so crazy. How do you be getting these stories in?

My World said...

Even with all these stories,ppl stil drink drunk...
Crazy stories,great post...

UnderCover07 said...

Am sitting in my sch lib ryt now and am sure every1's wondering wats up wiv my facial expression.

Wat da helllll??? Dang! Dang! Dang!
Ah...tufiakwa o! Hmmm, this is why I stick to my limit o, cnt be having such experiences that u can never recover from in life.

Buttercup said...

OMG..

Cappuccine Baby said...

You need to see my mouh right now :-O

Cappuccine Baby said...

...and my eyes!

Cidersweet said...

Kai... how horrifying, embarrassing, SOBERING... makes me never want to take alcohol. Mehn! I appreciate your sharing this. I've known about alchonol's effects, but nothing as graphic (and sobering, dont forget) as this. Chai.

Bibi said...

THE NIGERIAN FETISH- me too. when i go out with my friends i get barclays. diluted with water. they laugh but at the end of the night, i'm the one holding everybody up. thanks!

MY WORLD- Abi? some people will just never learn i guess

UNDERCOVER07- i know what you mean o! when this girl told us the story, after a couple of minutes we still couldn't say a word. lol

BUTTERCUP- yes o OMG. lol

CAPPUCINE BABY- can't say that i blame you. lol

CIDERSWEET- moderation is the key. but i know that whenever i see a glass of vodka, i see 5 guys standing over a drunk me. *shudders*. forget it. lol

mizchif said...

OUCH!!! Nasty don't quite cut it.
How shameful.

As for the guys who gangbanged a drunk girl, that's just low....very low.

But as a responsible adult, one should know his or her limit and act in accordance.

Nice Anon said...

Ok shagging a mad woman is very strange. I don't get it at all. But the babe no try at all. She should have at least protested or something. I wonder if the other chic actually consented to being gang banged by a bunch of guys. That is so sad.

Repressed One said...

ewwwww *shudders*....argh body dey scratch me sha ewww. Na so alchy dey alter person state of mind? eww.

Wonder what happened to the pregnant mad woman and her child.

Qube The Wordsmith said...

Dang!!

Its stuff lik dis dat makes me stick to my teetolar ways

Adaeze said...

Ewwwwwww
Ewwwwww
YuCK!
ah..I don't drink either. Never will. Something that can kill you or make you do things you don't remember simply AIN'T GOOD. It is a drug. Only reason it's legal is cuz its been for years and years and years. It just is not good at all. I've had /known a bunch of similar experiences and those are the strongest reasons I stay away from it, besides the fact I think it tastes bad.
The gangraping/banging thing is extremely common when alcohol is involved, we just don't hear about it that often. The mad woman thing is just a horrible, heartbreaking story. Ah.

MilesPerHour said...

As a counselor and a recovering alcoholic/addict for almost 18 years, stories like these are not new to me. Drug abuse ain't no joke and some people think alcohol isn't a drug. It is sad.

Although sick, it is a good story to share for those who may read it and avoid situations like those themselves.

You have a new follower!

Rose said...

I guess the negative effects of alcohol eventually outweigh the positive....
So much can befall someone under the influence...I guess that's why the legal age for alcohol consumption in certain parts of the world are on the rise...

Sweetnothin' said...

ewww...ewww...ewwwww.. Gosh what a shame. Me, i'll move from the planet to Mars. it has to be ready to take me in.

BSNC said...

when did you post, how come i'm seeing this now :(.

euuwww euuww euwww. thats just kraaaazy

BSNC said...

did i say it was a nice post. okay nice post

Original Mgbeke said...

God forbid on both counts! This is why I cut down on drinking, it's fun and all but man the after effects are so not fun.

jhazmyn said...

That's just totally grosss...ewww

scribble,me.free said...

DRINK RESPONSIBLY!!!

Tinu said...

kai alchol is a b*&^#$!!!havent had a drink this year!dnt think I'm going to have any after reading this!great post!

flabby said...

wow!! as in wow!
eeew!wow!

QMoney said...

God 4bid bad thing,he raped a mad woman so tay she became pregs??dat is d height.whaaaat?see horrible luck oh
his wife left?tot it was for better for worse but even then..................GO 4BID!!!!
dat uniben matter sef is tough oh.kai
i wish i could publish this story to those that like getting wasted..

Bibi said...

MIZCHIF- I absolutely agree.

NICE ANON- I doubt she did. She was drunk so naturally, her judgement was weak.

REPRESSED ONE- I wonder the same thing o.

QUBE THE WORDSMITH- lol. Same here.

ADAEZE- I know abi? It tastes terrible.

MILESPERHOUR- First of, congratulations on your recovery and thanks for stopping by and following. Preciate it.

ROSE- Alchohol consumption has a positive? Didn't know that. lol

SWEETNOTHIN- lol. I don't think you can ever run away far enough from something like that.

BSNC- Thanks gurl, preciate it.

ORIGINAL MGBEKE- yes o!

JHAZYMN- totally. lol

SCRIBBLES- Say it babe

TINU- lol. Hope I haven't scared you for life?

FLABBY- lol. I know right?

Bibi said...

QMONEY- wonders shall never end abi? But he didn't actually rape the mad woman. She was actually holding on to him.

TDVA said...

wow!!! i really need to not drink, not that i do it that much but this is one more reason to slow down.

nice post.

9ja's OT said...

those are sad stories, i hope they find succor in their maker. nice blog

Shubby Doo said...

yeah alcohol can lead to nasty things...hence why i dont let loose and get drunk unless i'm with trusted friends. so most times i stop as soon as i'm tipsy

hope u are feeling better dearie

Rose said...

Upon questioning,some may say they consume to feel refreshed...though i may not totally agree with that.
Doctors also prescribe Red wine for patients suffering from cardiac diseases...