January 10, 2009


FINALLY! i finished my 2 weeks long program today. i just got back home and the first thing i grab is my laptop cos i wanna blog. i haven't had the time in weeks but at least i gave you some notice. lol. well, like i said i graduated today, Yea me. the classes were fun and i got to meet new people and make some friends. Most of these people were from Cameroon, Congo, Haiti and kenya. At first it was awkward for me because i am so used to going anywhere and meeting a lot of Nigerians there. so, it was kinda....different being one of the only two Nigerians in a room of about 56 people who are all Africans. And the other guy didn't even know where in Delta he's from. No joke. so, i was pratically the only NIgerian standing. lol. it was fun though, once i got used to it. And do you know that some Africans tend to see us as.....different. i've heard that before but i never really believed it but I tell you, i felt like a guinea pig in that class. do Nigerians do this?,Do you guys do that? some of the Cameroonian girls were like, "how are Nigerian guys like"? do they like this? how do they like their girls? it was crazy. I enjoyed it, but thank God i'm outta there. lol. least i forget, HAPPY NEW YEAR. i know, it's late but i saved the best for later. may you get every desires of your heart this year. even those desires that you dream about and no one but you know about. those that you might even be afraid or ashamed to talk to people about. lol.well, well, well, i just saw a video on facebook by this new Nigerian singer called Dipp. the song is titled "dangerous" and immediately i saw it, i commented that the guy reminded me of Usher and P Square all rolled into one. and he kinda looks like them all too. lol. i kinda like it. so check it out.

ok, seriously now. i have a story to share with you all. About two days ago right before rain messed my phone up. didn't i tell you? yep. i'm without a phone right now. anyway, back to the story. well, my phone rang on my way to classes and when i saw the caller id, i said to myself. it's not christmas or new year so for this person to be calling me, something's up. so i picked up and started teasing my christmas friend but found that he wasn't replying to my insults so i asked what was up and he told me a story that disturbed me ooo, make i nor lie. he asked me for my advice and i told him what i thought but asked for his permission to post it on my blog and he agreed so, here goes. i'll call him James so you don't get confused ok? well, James said that recently, he'd been having quarels and fights with his girl for little to no reason at all. And knowing my friend i am quite confident to say he isn't the kind of guy that nags. he's a live and let live kind of person so i know for a fact that he hates fighting. So, James says that he started noticing that this girl just started picking fights with him, lie to him when she knows that he knows that she's lying, tell him she's home and when he gets there she won't be there and so on and so forth. well, the whole thing climaxed when about a week ago during one of their arguments she snapped and started yelling at him. "go ahead and do it you coward... blah blah blah...why don't you just hit me and let me know that you love me". When i heard that i said to James. stop and rewind pls, what did you just say she said? and he said it all over again. Are you as shocked as I was? because i was and i still am. James said that he refused to do it and she said that that was the only way he could prove to her that he really loves her and she left. so that is James' dilemma right now. i was too stunned to even give him a cohesive advice. i think i just mummbled something like, "don't do it but let me get back to you on this one". I'm thinking right now that that chic is kinda weird. i'm sorry James but you know what i mean. some girls want you to prove their love by marrying them, some by buying them jewwellry and all that good stuff some by just been there for and with them, i know now that some....ask for something waaaaaaaaaaay different. lol. i asked some people about this and they said that it is probably because every male in her life has physically abused her before but i'm sorry, i don't believe that. but that's just me. so tell me, what do you think?
i want to leave on a light note so check out this......joke. i think it's hilarious.

1.Working / Earning not mandatory.
2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
3. We don"t have to bother on mobile bills.
4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying.
5. We don"t have to stand on the queue to get tickets.
7. We don"t have to worry about the purse when we shop with men.
8. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
9. We never have to pay when we go out on dates.
10. Men take us on all expense paid trips
11. We always get place to sit when using public transport.
12. Easy to get a ride.
13. Men hold the door open for us.
14. Jewels looks good on us.
15. We lie better.
16. We"re better manipulators.
17. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our other halves - you guys get the couch.
18. We always have food in the fridge.
19. We don"t worry about losing our hair.
20. We always get to choose the movie.
21. We don"t have to mow the lawn.
22. We don"t have to take out the garbage.
23. We don"t have to paint the house or walls.
24. If we need to see our boyfriends just a missed call is enough.
25. We can easily show our disappointments or disapprovals.
26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonus when its cold.
28. Even strangers shows care if we are in trouble. Men have to manage themselves.
29. Men are like tiles, lay "em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.
30. We can cry in public. Men cant.
31. We don"t feel shy to cry.
32. We don have worry if we lose the fight.
33. Sweat is sexy on us.
34. We never run out of excuses.
35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
36. We can borrow clothes or accessories from our friends.
37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.
38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.
39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want to cower in the corner.
40. Women are cleaner.
41. We know how to make up stories.
42. We"re better arguers.
43. We don"t always have to think with our genitals.
44. We don"t have to worry if we are plump. Men still like us.
45. We"re better parents.
46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
47. There"s never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.
48. We"re flexible.
49. When women get upset, we don"t destroy property or hurt people - we just take it out on the world in general because we can.
50. Easy to make friendships.
Lmao. i'm guessing a guy wrote this. When you think about it, some of them are really true. some are just plain wack. okay luvs, have fun this weekend. xoxo


Bukkysexy said...

girl, u'r doing such a great job with this. As for your friend James, he needs to get as far away from that girl as possible. if he hits her, she'll call the cops on him. that happened to a cousin of mine. those are people involved in love hate relationships. they are kind of violent. but like i said, let im stay away from that girl because once you hit a woman, you'll hit ten. tell him someone said so

Anonymous said...

congrats!!! glad ur done with that program. so when we go celebrate am now? that dipp guy is hot. p square had better watch out. as for ur friend, all i can say is hmmm.........

Anonymous said...

cngratulobia,bibi u done with ur program.abeg go out there nd work it out make we wash am oh.wow but dat dipp guy is dangerousinfact nothing do him.u sure say no be usher twin.nd his song is unique with that sound of d talking drum.as 4 ur friend james all i can say is that u tell him dis na temptatn wey go lead am to confusion nd he had better not go against his instinct just to plz a girl.but he can find a better way to convince her he luvs her but not giving in to her childish whims.sorry oh but dats wat i call it.sooo he had better be wise.4 dis no be 9ija.

david said...

that Dipp guy is okay. nice moves though but that women joke is true ooo. u girls have it good.

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